la vie boheme.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:40:59 -0400

fluent-in-fierce: icheerforever: jumpstunttumble: welcome to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:25:13 -0400

icheerforever:

jumpstunttumble:

welcome to cheerleading

I don’t care that I’ve reblogged this a hundred times… It’s just so motivating

fave

when i have a gym this is going on the wall. hell, this is going on my wall as a motivator to actually work on stuff this summer.

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop: growing up almost exclusively on one side of my family did a lot of...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:30:36 -0400

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop: growing up almost exclusively on one side of my family did a lot of...:

itsvondell:

growing up almost exclusively on one side of my family did a lot of little things to me as a kid that i’ve only just been starting to pay attention to

ive always been aware of my mixed heritage and i’ve never thought of it as a negative or bad thing like i imagine many kids growing up in my…

this is probably the best thing i’ve ever seen about growing up mixed on the white half of your family. people telling me i’m not dark enough to care about POC issues and the like is one of those things that i just have to smile about now because it’s not worth getting angry

staying with my dad because my mother, suprise suprise, is still a fucking loon. having to sneak...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:49:26 -0400

staying with my dad because my mother, suprise suprise, is still a fucking loon.

having to sneak onto the roof/down the ginnel for a cig/spliff is getting old reaaaal quick

working 6am-2pm then 7-2am most days next week so imma just stick the pedometer on because those...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:04:45 -0400

working 6am-2pm then 7-2am most days next week so imma just stick the pedometer on because those hours have to count for something

aussie-cheer-beach: NOT MY EDIT. But yum!!!! MEN OF SMOED...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:47:26 -0400

aussie-cheer-beach:

NOT MY EDIT. But yum!!!!

MEN OF SMOED LITERALLY WHENEVER YOU WANT I’M AVAILABLE. JUST. SAYING.

Joke of the day.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:40:01 -0400

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

20lbs off before September 1st (SW-170 CW- 140 GW- 105) leggo. tips/buddy?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:38:48 -0400

20lbs off before September 1st (SW-170 CW- 140 GW- 105) leggo. tips/buddy?

Sports Bras and Cheer Bows: unfollower: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:36:10 -0400

Sports Bras and Cheer Bows: unfollower: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is...:

unfollower:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the…

cum-for-me-satan: all i can think about is kissing you and killing myself

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:14:39 -0400

cum-for-me-satan:

all i can think about is kissing you and killing myself

honorized: there is an unlisted size: short (8 oz). This is...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:02:13 -0400

honorized:

there is an unlisted size: short (8 oz). This is most cafes’ “small,” but Starbucks shifted the sizes up a number of years ago (which is why “tall” and “grande” weren’t weird names then), making the venti the largest. You can get any hot drink short.

we have a number of flavor syrups that aren’t listed on the menu, just ask what we have. Also, despite what many customers think, we have peppermint year round, so we can make peppermint mochas and peppermint white mochas any time of the year. Gingerbread and pumpkin spice are seasonal, but we may not run out of stock for quite a while, so if it’s February there’s still a chance.

bring your own cup, save 10 cents. Might have to remind the cashier, we forget sometimes.

you can get a drink “for here” and get it in ceramic/glass, feel fancy, waste less.

edited to add: 50 cent refills on coffee, iced tea, or iced coffee (not espresso beverages)

iced large drinks have extra everything, on account of being 24 and not 20 ounces - extra espresso shot, extra pump of syrup.

it’s honestly not that annoying that you have a very specific drink order. It breaks up the monotony, and it’s nice not to be a vanilla latte robot. Sometimes people would ask for weird things that I’d make for myself later and end up liking! (protip: green tea latte with peppermint)

You can get the matcha green tea as plain, non-milk tea. It’s pretty cheap for matcha tea, too.

adding a syrup to a drink always costs extra (unless the cashier likes you/doesn’t care, which is frequent), unless it’s already in that drink. i.e., a caramel frappuccino with extra caramel doesn’t cost extra.

that delicious caramel sauce is in fact real caramel. That plastic-tasting caramel syrup is not. Many people don’t realize we have both - the caramel sauce is what decorates the cup of the caramel frappuccino and on the whipped cream, the caramel syrup is what flavors the actual frappuccino or a caramel latte.

a caramel macchiato is a vanilla latte with caramel sauce, and least (Starbucks: “most”) importantly, the espresso shot put on top of the steamed milk.

infrequently ordered, but delicious drink: a marble macchiato. It’s like a caramel macchiato but with half mocha syrup, half white mocha.

if you want a legit cappuccino and you see jugs of milk on the counter, ask for them to use milk from the fridge. Milk needs to be cold to foam that well. Likewise, if you want a soy cappuccino, you can be a pain in the ass and ask for soymilk from the fridge (they might not even have any in there), since soy will barely foam at room temperature, since the cartons are shelf-stable.

if you have no idea what to order, ask us. Since we get free drinks you can count on us trying every single drink in every disgusting combination. Our favorite drink will probably be something excessively complicated we’ll be happy to make for you.

on that note, if you’re like, green tea latte? disgusting or delicious? you can ask us to sample it. we’ll make a whole drink and split it into sample cups. No big deal, our manager will probably like us better for promoting drinks anyways, and you don’t have to spend money to find out raspberry mochas are gross and green tea is delicious.

same thing for pastries. We’ll sample it if you ask and we have enough (generally yes).

if you really like a certain coffee we have but we don’t have it brewing, you can ask for a french press version. French press generally tastes better anyway, and iirc it doesn’t actually cost any more and you can order whatever size you normally would. We’ll probably sample the rest of the pot anyway. However, this will take significantly longer since, for once, we actually have to brew the coffee ourselves.

we often forget or get too busy, but we actually have giftwrap, especially around the holidays. Ask and we’ll make that overpriced mug purty.

I had a few customers with impossible or silly requests. (1) impossibly hot beverages - in excess of 210F. guys. srsly. (2) people who ask for extra hot cappuccinos and are disappointed by them still not being hot enough. This is how a cappuccino is - there’s too much air/surface area for the foam layer to ever be hot. If you want hot, get a latte. (3) asking for less-hot milk from the pitchers we’ve already made. We can’t serve milk that has gone below 135, you have to have us make a fresh batch. Sucks for waste, better for you not puking.

in terms of dairy allergy/vegan stuff, the caramel sauce, white chocolate syrup, and pumpkin spice syrup all contain dairy. The chai contains honey. The whipped cream is 100% legit heavy cream. The caramel syrup, mocha syrup, and other syrups are non-dairy. This stuff might not matter to the lactose intolerant, but to some it does. For the caffeine-sensitive, the mocha syrup does not actually have any coffee - it’s chocolate sauce, and is just named that because it’s what we use for mochas. The “creme-based” list of fraps is usually pretty short, but there are usually more caffeine-free options, just ask.

how to cheat at starbucks

“never again will she get the best of me/never again will she...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:49:25 -0400

_{“never again will she get the best of me/never again will she take away my freedom/and we won’t forget the day we fought/for the right to be a little bit naughty!”}

+we’ll be r-e-v-o-l-t-i-n-g | songs from musicals that you can’t just listen to without getting up, doing all the choreography and generally rocking out

_{1. carrying the banner from newsies / 2. don’t break the rules from catch me if you can / 3. all-american prophet from the book of mormon / 4. bop to the top from high school musical / 5. you can’t stop the beat from hairspray / 6. revolting children from matilda / 7. whipped into shape from legally blonde the musical / 8. la vie boheme from rent / 9. america from west side story / 10. bruce from matilda / 11. everybody say yeah from kinky boots / 12. when your mind’s made up from once / 13. forget about the boy from thoroughly modern millie / 14. totally fucked from spring awakening}

+listen

well that’s my evening sorted oh what a fiiiiine life, carryin’ the banner trew it all

Hey peeps, I've said it before but I shall say it again-

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:44:14 -0400

missgingerlee:

You are not a bad person if ‘holidays’ like Mother’s Day & Father’s Day, or any of those ‘family’ type holidays do not result in you wanting to spend time with ‘blood’ family. If all it does is stir up emotions and anxiety, you’re not being selfish by practicing self-care & staying away. You’re a human being doing what is best for your mental and general wellbeing. Being gentle with yourself today, it’s totally ok.

Or do what I do & just hang out with your Tumblr family.

harryedward: sometimes im like damn white boys then other times im like damn white boys

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:42:11 -0400

harryedward:

sometimes im like damn white boys

then other times im like damn white boys

katara: When I wake up from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I’m 350% more...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:46:36 -0400

katara:

When I wake up from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I’m 350% more ugly and 900% mad

on the upside my two very besties are coming over tonight and we’re gonna get mad drunk and...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 05:25:45 -0400

on the upside my two very besties are coming over tonight and we’re gonna get mad drunk and faded and enjoy the trippy lighting I just put up in my room

so yay

um

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 05:24:47 -0400

woke up this morning and started crying, my hairs started falling out again :(

stuff-and-shenanigans: Legit crying. hattie lol

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:22:50 -0400

stuff-and-shenanigans:

Legit crying.

hattie lol

theleftsideofmyroom: When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:13:17 -0400

theleftsideofmyroom:

When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:54:24 -0400