February 2012
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can PMS make you want a baby...?
…because I really want a baby right now.
Feb 29th
WatchWatch
tedbundywasahusky: acomplexsituation: omg who the fuck does that what the fuck GOD MEGAN STOP.
Feb 29th
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I've decided I'd like to try flying at Uni.
This will be broken down into 3 parts. Get my needle back/ a better scorpion/ a nice straight bow and arrow. Go jogging and get all teeny tiny and buff. Be a less shit flyer. Seems easy enough.
Feb 29th
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“Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for...
James French as he was put to death by electrocution. 
Feb 29th
looking after a drunk Charlie on skype is turning...
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Feb 23rd
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Me and Dad keep screaming at Ciaran
sydsss: ITS OKAY YOU CAN COME OUT OF THE CLOSET NOW YOU ARE WEARING EMMAS TIGHTS omg i cant breath I love hearing about the mental shit that goes on at your house.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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chriscolfer: WHY THE FUCK  IS THIS SHOW  CALLED  GLEE
Feb 22nd
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TALKSJGLAKSJG
vsquaredk: THEY. SAID> TUMBLR
Feb 22nd
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WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUUUUCK.
Feb 22nd
Feb 21st
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‎"some sort of battenburg bellend" quite possibly...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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going to the sunbeddd and i'm neva eva stoppin'.
Buzzin for Preston l8r lad.
Feb 18th
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the good lord above does not want me to have a nap...
jeeeesus, so much drama in this household.
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
I AM A SEETHING HOT BALL OF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Feb 14th
the more I think about it.
the more I realise it’s really fucking selfish of me to go to Uni. and it’s making me really not want to go. but y’know, prospects and that. but…fuuuuuuck.
Feb 13th
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I wish Beyonce and Jay Z would get on stage and...
Jay-Z: Look, Blue. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Blue: What about the shadowy part? Jay-Z: That’s country music. You must never go there.
Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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You just found wally: You can call or mistake me... →
youjustfoundwally: You can call or mistake me for pretty much anything and I won’t give a shit. But one thing I always go out of my way to prove is when someone thinks that I’m rich/posh. I think it’s because I went to one of the most expensive schools in the world on a hundred percent scholarship and now want… THANK YOU. It may not be the most expensive, but fuck me I’ve had so...
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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BURTHEM, GET IN THE FUCKING HOLE.
things that sound like porn but aren’t
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
you know how you know pageant season is here?
the sounds of a jumprope and my panting.
Feb 8th
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