January 2011
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Jan 1st
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December 2010
40 posts
practising my acro solo in the living room.
mum comes downstairs; i’m doing a elbowstand/split type thing. “Well….your next boyfriend has something to look forward too.” -_____-
Dec 30th
Went shopping with Soph today...
…and bought a dress for tomorrow. I didn’t realise that it’s fastenings are a series of poppers, like on babygro’s, right down the front. drunk mates + poppers = far too much temptation and not fun for me  D:
Dec 30th
"it's like throwing a duck onto a london bus,"
….wtf does that even mean?
Dec 28th
basically just wrote a poem...
..taking the piss out of the people i hate most at school. gonna put it to music and sing it outside. i’ll have to invest in a banjo though. it definitely requires banjo. <3
Dec 27th
banging out some lyrics...
…to write music for when i get home. fuckyeah.
Dec 27th
nothing pisses me off more than
imeversocold: when people assume that being “skinny” would make their lives perfect. and that “skinny” people have no reasons to be upset. dont you think they have just as many issues as you do? dont you think they have just as many justifiable body insecurities? hearing you, but on “oh my god, wish i had bigger boobs.” backache and disbalance, and they usually come with huge hips...
Dec 27th
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having to listen to loud music...
…to distract myself from the TV because Dad’s watching one of those apocalypse programs and when I watch them I get worked up and frightened. so I’m not allowed anymore.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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i just bought sims 3 again off amazon cause I lost...
noooo! download it like me. (+expansions, ooh yeah)
Dec 27th
she slapped me following this conversation:
Shannon: Surely if you set the christmas puidding on fire, you run the risk of setting the holly on fire.
Mum: Well, you don't eat it, unless you want a prick in the mouth.
Shannon: I don't have a problem putting pricks in my mouth.
*le slap*
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
My friend Char.
kitmcvit: is coming shopping with Amie and I for clothes for newyears. And she’s scared of looking like a slag. Kfnx. SOMEONE COME TO MANCHESTER AND HELP ME LOOK DECENT. Pls. me??!??
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
well...
…that was just as bollocks as I thought it was going to be.
Dec 25th
Billy: I'm wondering do English parents actually... →
fauxmance-: hellolukey-: astraltowersreturns: theserenityends: cranberrymorpheme: hulloisratx3: Like, is that usual? In the North, yes it is. is this aimed at me……………? YEAAAAAAAAH NORTHERN ALCOHOLICS UNITE. BOO YAAAAA meh i just steal my mums cigs and whisky… agreed. (both that northerners drink better and that my mum buys me booze so i don’t buy it for myself....
Dec 23rd
Suck my cock you prissy bitch. You look down your...
just because she’s the head girl doesn’t mean she gives the best head.
Dec 22nd
Dec 20th
kittiexmcvittie: viva-lavieboheme reblogged this from kittiexmcvittie and added: TOUGH. get yerr arse up. Butimflatpacked! D: get yourself unpacked and dressed or I’m coming over with a monkey wrench and doing it myself.
Dec 20th
kittiexmcvittie: Supposed to be going into Manchester today. But I’m all warm in bed. TOUGH. get yerr arse up.
Dec 20th
When your parents try to blame the computer for...
abouttimesomebody-: *when your parents try to blame you for everything that’s wrong with the computer. -__-
Dec 19th
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Dec 16th
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me and my mum aren't talking again.
because i poured all the milk down the drain due to her being a bitch. i do not regret my action.
Dec 12th
met a lovely boy last night...
…whose a nerdy science kid like me. and he’s filled up my phone today with lovely messages. <3
Dec 12th
Which birthday are you in ?  →
imeversocold: kittiexmcvittie: -smoz: invisibletoall: fffricative: soullessiseverywhere: mikeywayisabamf: patrickstumpisabamf: zoeechelonh: ashottoremember-: lottelilpunker: ragenferno21: bianca-riot: bewareofparamore: JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets...
Dec 12th
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just got dragged into a club on my way home..
..because some girl grabbed me and was slaughtered and was all; “hold my arm, act like we’re together, they chucked me out.” and i was all ” i’m only 17,” but they let us right on in. it was awesome.
Dec 12th
Dec 11th
my own family...
…never ceases to amaze me. i don’t even know what to make of this. :D
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
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scratching my back..
…with my violin bow is so amazingly satisfying. <3
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
right, so, i just found a playlist called "bad...
…and assumed i’d make it in a moment of gleeful preparation for the bad times. in actuality, it’s been playing for 10 minutes and I want to kill myself. it’s the most fucking depressing thing i’ve even heard. bad idea, evidently.
Dec 5th
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Dec 2nd
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At guitar and verse
Sam: is this what being stoned is like?
Shannon: being stoned is nowhere near this bizarre
and once again, G & V was ridiculous. cue me and the wonderful SamSla pissing ourselves at the bus stop to the point where he misses his bus!
i do love me some poetry (and some SamSla.)
Dec 2nd
“It feels like…after you’ve been raped. Empty, cold…confused.”
– Shannon, after alan’s ten minute christmas santa-rap-keyboard-improv-hip-hop-jinglebell-auldlangseye epic (via 06jsamsla) i do love being quoted.
Dec 2nd
anddidthosefeet asked: European Girls

Bored of living where he did,
He wanted to travel the world,
See the sights,
See the smells,
Find the perfect girl.
Downtrodden by his hometown,
He set off on the road,
Headed for anywhere,
Anywhere but home.

He stopped off in Paris,
And lived the fading dream.
Outside of time;
Dec 1st