February 2012
64 posts
I've decided I'd like to try flying at Uni.
This will be broken down into 3 parts.
Get my needle back/ a better scorpion/ a nice straight bow and arrow.
Go jogging and get all teeny tiny and buff.
Be a less shit flyer.
Seems easy enough.
“Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for...
James French as he was put to death by electrocution.
looking after a drunk Charlie on skype is turning...
Me and Dad keep screaming at Ciaran
sydsss:
ITS OKAY YOU CAN COME OUT OF THE CLOSET NOW YOU ARE WEARING EMMAS TIGHTS
omg i cant breath
I love hearing about the mental shit that goes on at your house.
chriscolfer:
WHY THE FUCK
IS THIS SHOW
CALLED
GLEE
TALKSJGLAKSJG
vsquaredk:
THEY.
SAID>
TUMBLR
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WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUUUUCK.
"some sort of battenburg bellend" quite possibly...
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going to the sunbeddd and i'm neva eva stoppin'.
Buzzin for Preston l8r lad.
the good lord above does not want me to have a nap...
jeeeesus, so much drama in this household.
I AM A SEETHING HOT BALL OF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
the more I think about it.
the more I realise it’s really fucking selfish of me to go to Uni.
and it’s making me really not want to go.
but y’know, prospects and that.
but…fuuuuuuck.
I wish Beyonce and Jay Z would get on stage and...
Jay-Z: Look, Blue. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Blue: What about the shadowy part?
Jay-Z: That’s country music. You must never go there.
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You just found wally: You can call or mistake me... →
youjustfoundwally:
You can call or mistake me for pretty much anything and I won’t give a shit.
But one thing I always go out of my way to prove is when someone thinks that I’m rich/posh. I think it’s because I went to one of the most expensive schools in the world on a hundred percent scholarship and now want…
THANK YOU. It may not be the most expensive, but fuck me I’ve had so...
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BURTHEM, GET IN THE FUCKING HOLE.
things that sound like porn but aren’t
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you know how you know pageant season is here?
the sounds of a jumprope and my panting.
want some weed, man.
impatiently waiting for my brother to get home so we can get baked and watch glee.
rachael says relax...: rachaelnorris: sydsss: my... →
rachaelnorris:
sydsss:
my accent is so disgusting and common
everyone from bolton will understand my torment.
We were discussing this in a lecture today and you are so wrong. The Bolton accent is just epic. Most of the time I sound like a man, but a HILARIOUS man.
Oh but Norris..
Given that Amie noted my new posh voice today, this is relevant.